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| 8 | Oral Sex | JAS | Just a second |
| 143 | I love you | JASE | Just another system error |
| 182 | I hate you | JAWS | Just another windows shell |
| 420 | Marijuana | JIC | Just in case |
| 459 | I love you | JJWY | Just joking with you |
| *G* | Giggle or grin | JK | Just kidding |
| *H* | Hug | JMHO | Just my humble opinion |
| *K* | Kiss | JMO | Just my opinion |
| *S* | Smile | JP | Just playing |
| *T* | Tickle | JTLYK | Just to let you know |
| *W* | Wink | JW | Just wondering |
| /myB | Kick my Butt | K | OK |
| ? | Huh? | K | Kiss |
| ?4U | Question for you | KB | Kiss back |
| =w= | Whatever | KFY | Kiss for you |
| >U | Screw you! | KHYF | Know how you feel |
| 2MFM | Too much for me | KIS(S) | Keep it simple (stupid) |
| 2nite | Tonight | KISS | Keep it simple sister |
| 2U2 | To you too | KIT | Keep in touch |
| 420 | Marijuana | Kitty | Vagina |
| 4AYN | For all you know | KMA | Kiss my *** |
| 4COL | For crying out loud | KMB | Kiss my butt |
| 4ever or 4eva | For ever | KMSMA | Kiss my shiny metal *** |
| 4SALE | For Sale | KOTC | Kiss on the cheek |
| 4U | For you | KOTL | Kiss on the lips |
| 53x | Sex | KPC | Keeping parents clueless |
| AAMOF | As a matter of fact | KUTGW | Keep up the good work |
| ABFL | A big fat lady | KWIM | Know what I mean? |
| ABT | About | L2P | Learn to play |
| ADN | Any day now | L2R | Learn to read |
| ADR | Address | L337 | Elite |
| AEAP | As early as possible | L33T | Elite |
| AFAIC | As far as I'm concerned | L4m3rz | Lamers |
| AFAICS | As far as I can see | L8 | Later |
| AFAICT | As far as I can tell | L84skool | Late for school |
| AFAIK | As far as I know | L8 | Late |
| AFAYC | As far as you're concerned | L8R | Later |
| AFC | Away from computer | Laff | Laugh |
| AFK | Away from keyboard | LAK | Love and Kisses |
| AISI | As I see it | LALOL | Lots and lots of laughs |
| AIUI | As I understand it | LAM | Leave a message |
| AKA | Also known as | LAMF | Like a mother****** |
| ALAP | As late as possible | LAT | Laugh at that |
| AML | All my love | Lates | Later |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor | LATN | Laugh at the newbs |
| AOHell | Derogatory term for America Online (AOL) | LATWTTB | Laughing all the way to the bank |
| ASAP | As soon as possible | LAU | Laugh at you |
| ASL | Age/sex/location | LBR | Little boy's room |
| ASLP | Age/sex/location/picture | LD | Long distance |
| ASOP | Assistant system operator | Lemme | Let me |
| ATM | At this moment | Lesbo | Lesbian |
| AUD | Are you done? | LMAO | Laughing my *** off |
| AWA | As well as | LMIRL | Let’s meet in real life |
| AWHFY | Are we having fun yet? | LMK | Let me know |
| AWOL | Absent without leave | LOL | Laugh out loud |
| AYOR | At your own risk | M | Male |
| B& | Banned | M8 | Mate |
| B/C | Because | MB | Maybe |
| B/F | Boyfriend | MILF | Mom I'd like to **** |
| B4 | Before | MOOS | Member of the opposite sex |
| B4N | Bye for now | MorF | Male or female? |
| BAC | Back at computer | MOS | Mom over shoulder |
| BAF | Bring a friend | MOSS | Member of the same sex |
| Banana | Penis | MPFB | My personal **** buddy |
| BBIAB | Be back in a bit | MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| BBIAF | Be back in a few | MYOB | Mind your own business |
| BBL | Be back later | N | In |
| BBR | Burnt beyond repair | N/C | Not cool |
| BBS | Be back soon | N/S | No **** |
| BBS | Bulletin board system | N2M | Not too much |
| BC | Be cool | NALOPKT | Not a lot of people know that |
| BCnU | Be seeing you | N-A-Y-L | In a while |
| BD | Big Deal | NAZ | Name/address/zip |
| Beer | Grog | NE1 | Anyone |
| BEG | Big evil grin | NETUA | Nobody ever tells us anything |
| BFF | Best friend forever | NFI | No ******* idea |
| BFN | Bye for now | NIFOC | Nude In Front Of Computer |
| BG | Big grin | NL | Not likely |
| BIH | Burn in Hell | NM | Never mind |
| BION | Believe it or Not | NM - N/M | Never mind / nothing much |
| BITMT | But in the meantime | NMH | Not much here |
| BKA | Better known as | NMJC | Nothing much, just chillin' |
| BL | Belly laughing | NMU | Not much, you? |
| BM | Bite me | NOM | No offense meant |
| BMB | Bite my bum/butt | NOTTOMH | Not of the top of my mind |
| BOB | Back off b***ard | NOYB | None of your business |
| BOL | Be on later | NOYFB | None of your ******* business |
| BOM | B**** of mine | NP | No problem |
| BOT | Back on topic | NVM | Never mind |
| BRB | Be right back | OBTW | Oh, by the way |
| BRBB | Be right back ***** | OF | On fire |
| BRBS | Be right back soon | OFIS | On floor with stitches |
| BRH | Be right here | OIC | Oh, I see |
| BRS | Big red switch | OK | Abbreviation of okay |
| BRT | Be right there | OL | Old lady (wife, girlfriend) |
| BS | Be smile | OLL | Online love |
| BS | Bull s*** | OM | Old man (husband, boyfriend) |
| BSF | But seriously folks | OMFG | Oh my ******* God! |
| BST | But seriously though | OMG | Oh my god / gosh / goodness |
| BTA | But then again | OOC | Out of character |
| BTAIM | Be that as it may | OSIF | Oh **** I forgot |
| BTDT | Been there done that | OT | Off topic / other topic |
| BTOBD | Be there or be dead | OTOH | On the other hand |
| BTOBS | Be there or be square | OTP | On the phone |
| BTSOOM | Beats the s*** out of me | OTTOMH | Off the top of my head |
| BTW | By the way | P911 | Parent alert |
| BWQ | Buzz word quotient | PAL | Parents are listening |
| BWTHDIK | But what the heck do I know | PAW | Parents are watching |
| BYOB | Bring your own bottle | PDOMA | Pulled directly out of my ass |
| C&G | Chuckle and grin | PEBCAK | Problem exists between chair and keyboard |
| CAD | Ctrl-alt-delete | PIR | Parent in room |
| CD9 | Code 9, parents are around | PLZ | Please |
| CDIWY | Couldn't do it without you | PM | Private Message |
| CFS | Care for secret? | PMFJI | Pardon me for jumping in |
| CFV | Call for votes | PMJI | Pardon my jumping in |
| CFY | Calling for you | PMP | Peed my pants |
| CID | Crying in disgrace | POAHF | Put on a happy face |
| CLM | Career limiting move | POOF | I have left the chat |
| CM@TW | Catch me at the web | Pornado | large amount of Pornographic content |
| CMIIW | Correct me if I'm wrong | POS | Parent over shoulder |
| CNP | Continue in next post | POTB | Pats on the back |
| CO | Conference | POTS | Parents over the shoulder |
| C-P | Sleepy | PPL | People |
| CRAFT | Can't remember a f***king thing | PRON | Porn |
| CRS | Can't remember s*** | PSA | Public show of affection |
| CTS | Changing the subject | Q4U | Question for you |
| CU | See you | QSL | Reply |
| CU2 | See you too | QSO | Conversation |
| CUL | See you later | QT | Cutie |
| CUL8R | See you later | RIHAD | Rot in hell and die |
| CWOT | Complete waste of time | RN | Right now |
| CWYL | Chat with you later | ROFL | Rolling on floor laughing |
| CYA | See ya | ROFLAPMP | Rolling on floor laughing and peeing my pants |
| CYA | Cover your ass | ROFLMAO | Rolling on floor laughing my a** off |
| CYAL8R | See ya later | ROFLOLAY | Rolling on floor laughing out loud at you |
| CYO | See you online | ROFLOLTSDMC | Rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks |
| DBA | Doing business as | ROFLOLUTS | Rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak |
| DCed | Disconnected | ROFLOLWTIME | Rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes |
| DGA | Digital guardian angel | ROTFL | Rolling on the floor laughing |
| DH | Darling husband | RTF | Read the FAQ |
| DIIK | Darn if I know | RTM | Read the manual |
| DIKU | Do I know you? | RTSM | Read the stupid manual |
| DIRTFT | Do it right the first time | RU. . . | Are you. . . .? |
| DITYID | Did I tell you I'm distressed? | RU/18 | Are you over 18? |
| DIY | Do it yourself | RUH | Are you horny? |
| DL | Download | RUMOF | Are you male or female? |
| DL | Dead link | RUMORF | Are you male or female? |
| DLTBBB | Don't let the bed bugs bite | RUTTM | Are you talking to me? |
| DMMGH | Don't make me get hostile | RUUP4IT | Are you up for it? |
| DND | Do not disturb | RVD | Really very dumb |
| DQMOT | Don't quote me on this | S/U | Shut up |
| DQYDJ | Don't quit your day job | S2R | Send to receive (pictures) |
| DTC | Darn this computer | SAMAGAL | Stop annoying me and get a life |
| DTRT | Do the right thing | SCNR | Sorry, could not resist |
| DUCT | Did you see that? | SETE | Smiling ear to ear |
| DUM | Do you masturbate? | SH | So hot |
| DUSL | Do you scream loud? | SH | Same here |
| DWAI | Don't worry about it | SHICPMP | So happy I could pee my pants |
| DWIM | Do what I mean | SHID | Slaps head in disgust |
| DWIMC | Do what I mean, correctly | SHMILY | See how much I love you |
| DWISNWID | Do what I say, not what I do | SIM | S***, it's Monday |
| DYJHIW | Don't you just hate it when...? | SITD | Still in the dark |
| DYK | Do you know? | SITWB | Sorry, in the wrong box |
| E | Ecstasy | SMEM | Send me an e-mail |
| EAK | Eating at keyboard | SMIM | Send me an instant message |
| ED | Emotionally Disturbed | SNAFU | Situation normal, all f***ed up |
| EG | Evil grin | SO | Significant other |
| EIE | Enough is enough | SOHF | Sense of humor failure |
| EMA | E-Mail Address | SOMY | Sick of me yet? |
| EMFBI | Excuse me for butting in | SorG | Straight or gay? |
| EMFJI | Excuse me for jumping in | SPAM | Stupid persons advertisement |
| EMSG | Email message | SRY | Sorry |
| EOD | End of discussion | SSDD | Same s*** different day |
| EOF | End of file | STBY | STBY |
| EOL | End of lecture | STFU | Shut the **** up |
| EOM | End of message | STW | Search the web |
| EOS | End of story | Sugar Pic | Suggestive or erotic picture of self |
| EOT | End of thread | SWAK | Sealed with a kiss |
| ES | Enough Said | SWALK | Sweet, with all love, kisses |
| ETLA | Extended three letter acronym | SWDYT | So what do you think? |
| EYC | Excitable, yet calm | SWL | Screaming with laughter |
| F | Female | SYS | See you soon |
| F/F | Face to face | TA | Thanks again |
| F2F | Face to face | TAW | Teachers are watching |
| F2T | Free to talk | TCO | Taken care of |
| FAQ | Frequently asked questions | TDTM | Talk dirty to me |
| FAWC | For anyone who cares | TGIF | Thank god, it's Friday |
| FB | F*** buddy | THTH | Too hot to handle |
| FBOW | For better or worse | THX | Thanks |
| FBTW | Fine, be that way | TIA | Thanks in advance |
| FCFS | First come, first served | TIIC | The idiots in charge |
| FCOL | For crying out loud | TJM | That's just me |
| FIFO | First in, first out | TMA | Take my advice |
| FISH | First in, still here | TMI | Too much information |
| FLA | Four-letter acronym | TMS | Too much showing |
| FLAME | An insult | TNSTAAFL | There's no such thing as a free lunch |
| FMLTWIA | F*** me like the whore I am | TNX | Thanks |
| FOAD | F*** off and die | TOH | To other half |
| FOAF | Friend of a friend | TOM | Tomorrow |
| FOB | F*** off b**** | TOY | Thinking of you |
| FOC | Free of charge | TPTB | The powers that be |
| FOCL | Falling off chair laughing | TS | Tough s*** |
| FOFL | Falling on the floor laughing | TSDMC | Tears streaming down my cheeks |
| FOL | Fond of leather | TT2T | Too tired to talk |
| FOS | Freedom of speech | TTFN | Ta ta for now |
| FOTCL | Falling of the chair laughing | TTT | Thought that, too |
| FTF | Face to face | TTUL | Talk to you later |
| FTTT | From time to time | TTYIAM | Talk to you in a minute |
| FU | F***ed up | TTYL | Talk to you later |
| FUBAR | F***ed up beyond all recognition | TTYLMF | Talk to you later my friend |
| FUDFUCT | Fear, uncertainty and doubt | TU | Thank you |
| FW | Freeware | TWMA | Till we meet again |
| FWIW | For what it's worth | TX | Thanks |
| FYA | For your amusement | TY | Thank you |
| FYE | For your entertainment | TYVM | Thank you very much |
| FYEO | For your eyes only | U IZAH | You is a hoe |
| FYI | For your information | U2 | You too |
| G2G | Got to go | UAPITA | You're a pain in the a** |
| G2J | Got to jet | UR | Your |
| GAC | Get A Clue | UR? | You are… ? |
| GAFM | Get Away From Me | URAQT! | You are a cutie! |
| GF | Girlfriend | UW | You're welcome |
| GNOC | Get naked on (Web)cam | VBG | Very big grin |
| GPB | Gotta pee bad | VBS | Very big smile |
| GPWM | Good point well made | W/E | Whatever |
| GRL | Girl | W8 | Wait |
| GRRL | Girl | W8AM | Wait a minute |
| GRT | Great | WAY | What about you |
| GRTG | Getting ready to go | WAY | Who are you? |
| GTFA | Go the **** away | WB | Welcome back |
| GTFO | Get the **** out | WBS | Write back soon |
| GTFOOH | Get the **** out of here | WDHLM | Why doesn't he love me? |
| GTG | Got to go | WDYWTTA | What do you want to talk about? |
| GTGPP | Got to go pee pee | WE | Whatever |
| GTH | Go to hell | WFM | Works for me |
| GTHA | Go the hell away | WP | Wrong person |
| GTK | Good to know | WRT | With respect to |
| GTOTB | Got to go to bed | WTF | What the f*** |
| GTTU | Good talking to you | WTF | Who the f*** |
| GYPO | Get your pants off | WTG | Way to go |
| H | Hug | WTGP | Want to go private? |
| H&K | Hug and kiss | WTH | What the heck |
| H/O | Hold on | WTMI | Way too much information |
| H8 | Hate (H1 - H9 indicating levels of hate) | WU | What's up? |
| HAG1 | Have a good one | WUD | What's up dog? |
| HAGD | Have a good day | WUF | Where are you from? |
| HAGN | Have a good night | WUWT | What’s up with that? |
| HAGS | Have a good summer | WYCM? | Will you call me? |
| HAHA | Having a heart attack | WYMM | Will you marry me? |
| HAK | Hugs and kisses | WYRN | What’s your real name? |
| HAND | Hugs and kisses | WYSIWYG | What you see is what you get |
| HB | Hug back | Y | Why |
| HB | Hurry back | Y2K | You're too kind |
| HDYWTDT | How do you work this darn thing? | YATB | You are the best |
| HF | Have fun | YBS | You'll be sorry |
| HH | Holding hands | YG | Young gentleman |
| HHIS | Hanging head in shame | YHBBYBD | You'd have better bet your bottom dollar |
| HHJK | Ha ha, just kidding | YKYWTKM | You know you want to kiss me |
| HHOJ | Ha ha, only joking | YL | Young lady |
| HHOK | Ha ha, only kidding | YL | You'll live |
| HHOS | Ha ha, only seriously | YM | You mean |
| HIH | Hope it helps | YM | Young man |
| HIWTH | Hate it when that happens | YMMD | You've made my day |
| HLM | He loves me | YMMV | Your mileage may vary |
| HMS | Hanging myself | YOYO | You're on your own |
| HMT | Here's my try | YVM | You're very welcome |
| HW | Homework | YW | You're welcome |
| HOAS | Hold on a second | YWIA | You're welcome in advance |
| HSIK | How should I know? | YWTHM | You want to hug me |
| HSWM | Have sex with me | YWTKM | You want to kiss me |
| HTH | Hope this helps | YWTLM | You want to love me |
| HYLMS | Hate you like my sister | ZZZ | Sleeping, bored, or tired |
| IAC | In any case | ||
| IAE | In any event | ||
| IAG | It's all good | ||
| IAG | I am gay | ||
| IBN | I'm buck naked | ||
| IC | I see | ||
| ICOCBW | I could of course be wrong | ||
| IDC | I don't care | ||
| IDGARA | I don't give a rat's *** | ||
| IDGI | I don't get it | ||
| IDGW | In a good way | ||
| IDI | I doubt it | ||
| IDK | I don't know | ||
| IDTT | I'll drink to that | ||
| IF/IB | In front or in back? | ||
| IFVB | I feel very bad | ||
| IGP | I gotta pee | ||
| IGTP | I get the point | ||
| IHTFP | I hate this ******* place | ||
| IHTFP | I have truly found paradise | ||
| IHU | I hate you | ||
| IHY | I hate you | ||
| II | I'm impressed | ||
| IIR | If I recall | ||
| IIRC | If I recall correctly | ||
| IIT | Is it tight? | ||
| IIT | I'm impressed too | ||
| IJWTK | I just want to know | ||
| IJWTS | I just want to say | ||
| IK | I know | ||
| IKWUM | I know what you mean | ||
| ILBCNU | I'll be seeing you | ||
| ILU | I love you | ||
| ILY | I love you | ||
| ILYFAE | I love you forever and ever | ||
| IMAO | In my arrogant opinion | ||
| IMBO | In my bloody opinion | ||
| IMCO | In my considered opinion | ||
| IME | In my experience | ||
| IMFAO | In my f****** arrogant opinion | ||
| IMHO | In my humble opinion | ||
| IMIEZRU | I’m easy, are you? | ||
| IMNSHO | In my not so humble opinion | ||
| IMO | In my opinion | ||
| IMOBO | In my own biased opinion | ||
| IMP | I might be pregnant | ||
| IMPOV | In my point of view | ||
| INPO | In no particular order | ||
| IOIT | I'm on Irish Time | ||
| IOW | In other words | ||
| IRL | In real life | ||
| IRMFI | I reply merely for information | ||
| IRSTBO | It really sucks the big one | ||
| IS | I'm sorry | ||
| ISTM | It seems to me | ||
| ISTR | I seem to recall | ||
| ISWYM | I see what you mean | ||
| ITRO | In the reality of | ||
| ITRW | In the real world | ||
| ITSFWI | If the shoe fits, wear it | ||
| IVL | In virtual live | ||
| IWALY | I will always love you | ||
| IWBNI | It would be nice if | ||
| IWSN | I want sex now | ||
| IYKWIM | If you know what I mean | ||
| IYSWIM | If you see what I mean | ||
| J/K | Just kidding | ||
| J/O | Jerking off | ||
| J/P | Just playing | ||
| JAM | Just a minute | ||
